reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone


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im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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Got yo girl on the


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"Because one believes in oneself, one doesn’t try to convince others. Because one is content with oneself, one doesn’t need others’ approval. Because one accepts oneself, the whole world accepts him or her." - Lao Tzu (via purplebuddhaproject)

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